What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
(via heyfrenchi3)@3 weeks ago with 359497 notes
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
(via cedricdickery)@3 weeks ago with 218635 notes