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crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world

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tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

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@5 days ago with 154077 notes

preparedfordementors:

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

also when they ask what you’ve been up to

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@3 days ago with 359434 notes

sociallybroke:

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

you can totally still throw blue shells at people, it just wont have the same effect.

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@3 days ago with 180539 notes

thatfunnyblog:

Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence 

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officialfrenchtoast:

my mood depends entirely on my internet speed

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